hire a tater
A potato brings value to the table in many forms.
1) It's a good team player - good with many meals, gourmet or basic and used across cultures
2) it is successful in different areas - great mashed, fried, used to do experiments, or even to successfully show up in a mailbox
3) more useful than it appears - though potatoes are hidden underground while they grow, when they are called to potato action they don't hesitate to deliver
i am your potato.